Category: Illness

You’re an A-Z Person

Giant hairy testicles!

Always start with the first thing that comes into your head. Even if its racist.

Now I don’t think its backbone that is making me write bloody awesome code, I think that has more to do with how bloody awesome I am by birth. As my psychiatrist said:

Most people think A,B,C. You’re more in the A-Z category

Now I think he was trying to get across is to stop and properly asses things in a logically fashion. I think fuck you you cunt, I’ll just do what feels best. But no I actually thought it means I normally get to the end of something before others, but it might mean I don’t fully understand what just happened. Might be true, but I’m 28 now, who gives a fuck u fuck nut!

Do I really need to swear so much?

by Jamie Hutber Categories: Front End, Illness1 Comment

Ill or just a big wet baby!!!

Arghhh its 5.18am I’ve been up since 4am and waking up every 2 hours to go and do a little wee wee since I went to sleep.

But seeing as I went to bed at 23.30 that non too impressive!

Thoughts are, I’m pleased that I’ve recently learnt to spell i with a capitail, unless..UNLESS it is used in a word with more than one letter. Otherwise its just an i.

However I’m still stuck with the too or to! Normally I guess this one.

 

and what the hell is this:!!

*EDIT*

I managed to not even say why I’m ill, humm. I’ve had it for the past month now, although the fatigue seems to have gotten better, now its just a massively sore throat with swollen glandes. Not the ones near the adams apple (did some internet researching didn’t I 🙂

So, I’m finding when I wake up ill in bed by myself as Tina is away I do think, if I was very ill somehow I’d have to wait until Tina got back on Friday evening for anybody to help me. Tina did write down the emergency numbers somewhere, buttt… I don’t speka the german, fingers crossed I speak to a young paramedic!

So, I’ll be calling doctors tomorrow and trying to see if they will see me, seeing as I’ve had this for a month and the sore throat now gets worse and worse each day! I’m plugging cancer (in fact I’m going to upgrade my health insurance tomorrow to include cancer cover!), seeing as I’ve been ill the last 2 years. I’m routing for just a bloody pussy!

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